Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers. They include:
The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?"
Bobby Darin: "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash"
Ringo Starr: "I Get By With a Little Help from Depends"
Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Paul Simon: "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom"
Marvin Gaye: "I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts"
Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
The Temptations: "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
Abba: "Denture Queen"
Tony Orlando: "Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall"
Helen Reddy: "I am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
Leslie Gore: "It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To"
Willie Nelson: "On the Throne Again"
Have some of your own revised lyrics? Send 'em in!